Two of my coworkers have a constant supply of hot sauce on their desks, so I figured I could join the party!!! This is the hot sauce that never expires, and doesn’t get those weird little crusties on the spout of the bottle! Also, you can’t cuddle with glass!

Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They’re smaller than aMinibut bigger than a Micro (that’s 5-6″)! They’ve got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack ’em! Display ’em! Throw ’em at someone! [Editors note: don’t throw them at someone.]